I Will Not Go The F**k To Sleep

This highly varied humor collection, which was a No. 2 humor bestseller for 6 weeks, begins with a humorous response to the bestselling Go the F**k to Sleep, then going on to report the comic side of outsourcing jobs to India, exotic upperclass Indian weddings, kittens at war with babies, a revised Genesis story, and a plan to balance the budget by holding a fire sale of nukes. Political, sexual, family, and general humor and satire.

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This highly varied humor collection, which was a No. 2 humor bestseller for 6 weeks, begins by asking:

  • What if a child, asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father, could respond in adult language?
  • What does a Daddy do if the new kitten and the Baby are at war–and the Baby is allergic to cats?
  • Imagine 500 Indian yogis exported to the USA (dropped from the luggage compartments of Air India airplanes) and the good they could accomplish?.
  • A Nuclear Weapons Fire Sale to balance the budget?
  • What’s the real story of Adam and Eve getting kicked out of Paradise?

etc. etc.

In other words, this is an anytime book for adults who refuse to grow up or to go to sleep in this unreal and wacky world of jet-setting yogis, retired nukes, and presidents named Bush.

By the father of 3 boys and one Inner Brat that refuses to go to sleep or to grow up, this broad anthology of humor is his bestselling e-book.